Stinky Brownstein

“	Once a bonehead, always a bonehead!	”
—Stinky, after pantsing Johnny as an adult

Stinky Brownstein is Johnny's childhood bully from elementary school. When she and Johnny were kids, Stinky used to play mean tricks on him and Johnny has hated her ever since.

She only makes an appearance in the episode "Get Stinky!" when she moves back to Johnny’s neighborhood. She comes over to Johnny’s house to reconnect, but Johnny is entirely convinced that she’s up to no good.

Old photographs that Bunny Bravo had kept over the years reveal Stinky once convinced Johnny it was "Cross-Dressing Day" at school, convinced him a frozen flagpole was made out of candy and pantsed him during their elementary school graduation ceremony.

Johnny gets mad at Bunny for allowing Stinky inside, claiming that he told her when he was eight-years-old to never let her in the house again for "a million, bajillion years." Stinky offers to take Johnny out on a picnic and other activities as well as complimenting his looks. He remains paranoid throughout the date and makes numerous failed attempts at pranks in order to "get" her before she can "get" him. This goes very badly for Johnny, as he only ends up hurting himself while Stinky seems to have no interest in pulling more tricks. She appears to have a romantic attraction towards him throughout the day.

However, at the end of the episode, when Stinky finally gets through to Johnny that she wants to be more than friends, she then reveals that it was all just a plan to pull Johnny’s pants down and makes him look like a fool. Stinky calls Johnny a bonehead and celebrates her victory.

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According to Johnny, some of Stinky's other past tricks include her giving him wedgies, gluing his arm to her back, putting a swarm of fire ants down his pants, and going to family court to change his name to President James Buchanan.
It’s implied that Stinky has a crush on Johnny because she only picks on him and conveys the "Loving Bully" trope, in which a character bullies someone that they have a romantic interest toward in order to get their attention. However, considering how her episode ended, this may or may not be the case.
Another of Johnny's love interests, Julie Speroni serves an identical role to Stinky in her comic story Pretty And Dumb! but her role acts more as an antithesis to Stinky's, as while both were bullies who tormented Johnny in their youth and wanted to reconnect with him, both stories had completely opposite endings, with Julie instead revealing that she really did have feelings for Johnny all along. It is likely that the premises for both plots and characters originated in the series bible in some form.
Shes one of the few pretty women Johnny rejected because of her past bullying him.