| “ | Oh Johnny, you're not like the other men here in first class. I'm tempted to rebel against my stuffy high class upbringing... and date you! | ” |
—Sheila | ||
Sheila was a wealthy heiress who fell in love with Johnny during his vacation cruise on the S.S. Moronic who made her only appearance in the episode "The Unsinkable Johnny Bravo".
Biography[]
Sheila's first class status surrounded her with boring and snobbish sophisticated men of high class who did little to attract her interest, but when she met Johnny by random accident, she became enamored by his easygoing childish nature and unpredictable escapades, running off with him to enjoy a romantic day on the cruise which surprisingly turned out well, with both finding many interests they had in common, like armpit farts, and Johnny even gave her his prized Squint Ringo decoder ring. Sheila was so moved by Johnny's innocent display of love that she took him to the ship's helm (which was then empty due to the Captain having his own romantic date with Bunny Bravo) for some passionate "alone time".
However Johnny in his usual childish ignorance was completely oblivious to Sheila intent and thought they came up to the helm to pretend to be ship captains. A worried Sheila tries to dissuade Johnny but he calms her down by saying he won't crash only to immediately crash into an empty tin can floating in the ocean which somehow causes the ship to sink. Sheila then tries to save both herself and Johnny but the lunkheaded Johnny just runs off to his momma's lifeboat and flees to save his own skin. After the ship has sunk, Johnny approaches the lifeboat of a hurt Sheila who refuses to speak to him, so Johnny asks her to give him back his ring. Angered by his lack of romance, Sheila throws the ring into the ocean, causing Johnny to scream in sorrow, but quickly forgets about it once he hears Bunny mention free donuts.
Years later in a possible future, an elderly Johnny reunites with both his old decoder ring and an elderly Sheila, who apologizes to Johnny for throwing away his ring. Johnny then flits with Sheila once again, but she becomes annoyed and decides to flush his ring down the toilet as Johnny once again screams in agony.
Trivia[]
- Sheila is a parody of the female protagonist Rose DeWitt Bukater from the 1997 film adaptation of the Titanic disaster. Along with sharing Rose's status and similar voice, Sheila's debut episode was also a parody of the film itself.