| “ | That is good, my love. The two of us will be alone against over three dozen blood-crazed marauders! | ” |
—Red Xonia to Johnny | ||
Red Xonia is a warrior she-devil from a mysterious barbarian realm in "The Age of Apocrypha" who also existed as a television show in Johnny's world that Little Suzy was fond of. She made her only appearance in the Cartoon Network Starring comic "Red Xonia Warrior She-Devil!".
History[]
Past[]
She was once an evil raider who decided to turn to the side of good, and now travels the land with her mighty steed, slaughtering any evil raiders who attack the land.
Meeting Johnny and Suzy[]
One night while Suzy forced Johnny to watch an episode of Red Xonia with her, both were somehow magically transported to her world via unknown means, with Johnny even calling the ambiguous way they got their pretty lame. It was there that they were confronted by Red Xonia herself who wasted no time in capturing Suzy and trying to kill Johnny with her sword and rotating blade, however Johnny was able to dodge all of her moves by "flexing his bod" and swiftly caught her rotating blade thinking it was a frisbee, easily defeating her without realizing it.
The befuddled Red Xonia was forced to admit defeat and confessed to Johnny that she had sworn her heart to him, as only a man who could beat her in battle was truly worthy of her love, meanwhile a disgruntled Suzy looked on. But before Johnny could respond, a nearby village suddenly burst into flames, and Xonia declared it the work of the Marauders. She then called her steed Horsie and dragged her new fearful mate Johnny and new sidekick Suzy with her down to the village and forced him to do battle with the bloodthirsty band of warriors by flinging Johnny around like a flail. They were victorious in the end, but before Xonia could celebrate her victory with her new mate, Johnny and Suzy slowly began to disappear. A mournful Xonia wondered if she would spend the rest of her days alone with no friends or be forced to get a sidekick.
Johnny then woke up on his sofa and told Suzy about the "dream" he had and the cool rotating blade Red Xonia threw around. Suzy then pulled out Xonia's signature weapon and revealed to Johnny that it wasn't a dream at all, leaving Johnny confused and freaked out.
Abilities[]
Red Xonia was a mighty warrior with plenty of brute strength, however she preferred to rely on her razor sharp sword and her unique boomerang-like rotating blade which she called a Shvuntz.
Trivia[]
- She is a homage and pastiche of two famous fictional barbarian women:
- Red Sonja Warrior Woman from the expanded universe of Conan the Barbarian and Xena Warrior Princess from the eponymous 1990s TV series.