| “ | Hello mail-order sweety pie! So pleased to be here and giving big hug! | ” |
—Helga | ||
Helga is a woman who appeared in the episode "To Helga And Back". When Johnny called to get himself a mail-order date, she was delivered to his house.
Biography[]
Past[]
Helga hails from an unnamed indeterminate country where she apparently did not have a very healthy upbringing, claiming to have been raised by an uncaring stepmother who would slip her food under her door, however Helga seems to look back on her stepmother's food fondly.
To Helga And Back[]
| “ | I don't like her... at least... I didn't think I liked her. On the other hand, I never met a woman quite like her. A woman who likes everything I like. She may not be pretty, she may not smell so good but... could it be? Is Johnny in love? |
” |
—Johnny | ||
Appearance[]
Helga is a morbidly obese woman with red hair tied up in short pigtails. She has an upturned nose, thick eyebrows, freckles and her large size and muscles easily allow her to crush anyone she fights. For attire, she wears a white t-shirt with red stripes along the shoulders with a red skirt and sneakers.
Personality[]
| “ | Are you kidding? We can beat those girly-armed canvas jockeys! Come on! It's trash-taking-out time! |
” |
—Helga | ||
Helga is a jolly and friendly foreign woman with a love for wrestling, fast food and romance. She is a typical tomboy with many unfeminine mannerisms, even getting into fights with pro-wrestlers for the fun of it and having poor table manners. She was initially very attracted to Johnny and enjoyed his company greatly, but when Johnny started returning her affections, she became disillusioned when he started talking about how he looked better than her and tried to forcefully kiss her, which set off her violent temper and smashed his head in. She ended up falling for Carl instead due to his meeker personality.
Trivia[]
- Helga's referred to as being Swedish in guides/descriptions for the episode, but in the actual episode, she describes herself as a "woman of indeterminate country." This is similar to Rolf from Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, who's country of origin is ultimately never revealed.
- However, quite a few episodes over the course of the EEnE-series indicate that Rolf and his family are from somewhere in Europe, with at least one episode from the final season implying that country to be Norway.
- She makes a brief cameo in Luke Perry's Guide To Love.
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