| “ | Very well. Luckily I happen to have brought my Hyper-Lip Mandibulator! | ” |
—Future Babe | ||
The "Future Babe" is a civilian in the far future of the 25th century who Johnny had a brief romantic encounter with in the episode "Brave New Johnny".
History[]
The Future Babe was born at some point in the following 500 years after Johnny had fallen into a vat of hair gel and became preserved, where she grew up in a post-apocalyptic dystopia under the brutal entertainment regime of Big Brother, inspiring fearful loyalty in her and other subjects who followed his laws without question.
After Johny was revived by Carl's direct descendant Carl 97324 who decided to take him on tour of the 25th century, they ended up at the future location of Pop's Moon Palace where Johnny first spotted the eponymous Future Babe having a drink at the bar. Johnny wasted no time in hitting on Future Babe with his usual cheesy pick-up lines.
| “ | Hey Future Babe, lower your deflectors! I've set my phasers on love! | ” |
—Johnny to Future Babe | ||
The Future Babe was surprisingly not put off by Johnny's advances and actually wanted to make out with him, making Johnny delightfully surprised, but his delight turned into confusion when she pulled out an odd tentacled device connected to a small mouthpiece that she called a "Hyper-Lip Mandibulator" and strapped the tentacled half to Johnny's face. Carl 97324 then explained that kissing had been outlawed in the future and that these devices are how people make out in the future. She then began kissing into the mouthpiece which digitally transferred the kisses to Johnny but caused him to experience painfully electric kisses which became more painful with each round, with Johnny at first noting it was painful and wanting to do it again, but then begging her to stop as each kiss became far more painful.
| “ | I must go. Big Brother summons us! | ” |
—Future Babe | ||
Just then, sirens began to blare over the skies, signaling the summons by Big Brother to all of his subjects to attend his daily comedy hour, forcing Future Babe to cut short her brief but painful romantic encounter and run off, leaving a scorched and electrified Johnny behind.
Trivia[]
- She is never given a proper name and is simply referred to as "Future Babe" by Johnny and in the credits.
- She is voiced by Lauri Fraser who also voiced the factory tour guide in the same episode.
- She is a parody of how the famous dystopian novels Brave New World and Nineteen Eighty-Four each depict their own takes on romantic encounters in the future.
- Like civilians in Brave New World, she is a freewheeling individual who is easily open to any romantic encounters.
- Like civilians in Nineteen Eighty-Four, she is bound by very strict laws which forbid intimacy.